FB: Hey T I’d like to buy you.
T: That’ll be $400million
FB: Now, now, I like you and all, but really! You’re just a status update.
T: That’ll be $450million.
FB: Hmmm, I thought you said $400?
T: That’ll be $500million
FB: You’re pissing me off. I’m the giant in this space you know. I could crush you.
T: Hold on. I’m down.
FB: My status feature is more sophisticated than your entire service. You should really let me buy you.
T: That’ll be $600million
FB: Ok, that’s enough. I’ve been trying to play ball with you and am willing to be flexible, but if I were you I wouldn’t poke a giant gift horse in the eye.
T: That’ll be $700million
FB: That’s it! I’m outta here. You just wait, I’m going to blow your lamo status updates out of the water.
six months later
G: T, you're just a poor man's email system.
T: Email system? That’ll be $1billion.
FB: Now I am more open just like you T and I have celebrities with profiles. I am going to make you wish you weren’t such a twit back then. Just you wait and see.
T: That'll be... hold on, let me think about it for a sec...